John Reeves
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And then everyone went to bed. I laid there just wide awake and laid there wide awake. Like I fucking shut an eye. These motherfuckers are going to cut my dick off and stick it in my mouth. Cause that seems like what they like to do. Uh, and then, uh, finally the middle of the night, I fucking, fucking got my AK. I stuck it in the driver's face.
And then everyone went to bed. I laid there just wide awake and laid there wide awake. Like I fucking shut an eye. These motherfuckers are going to cut my dick off and stick it in my mouth. Cause that seems like what they like to do. Uh, and then, uh, finally the middle of the night, I fucking, fucking got my AK. I stuck it in the driver's face.
And then everyone went to bed. I laid there just wide awake and laid there wide awake. Like I fucking shut an eye. These motherfuckers are going to cut my dick off and stick it in my mouth. Cause that seems like what they like to do. Uh, and then, uh, finally the middle of the night, I fucking, fucking got my AK. I stuck it in the driver's face.
I drug them out to the truck, like right before sunup and we fucking left the Valley. But like, you know, compromise the mission or save the kid. What do you want? What's it going to be, man? And then, like, you just see this all over the place.
I drug them out to the truck, like right before sunup and we fucking left the Valley. But like, you know, compromise the mission or save the kid. What do you want? What's it going to be, man? And then, like, you just see this all over the place.
I drug them out to the truck, like right before sunup and we fucking left the Valley. But like, you know, compromise the mission or save the kid. What do you want? What's it going to be, man? And then, like, you just see this all over the place.
good luck you know what i mean i don't know like what do you think what do they say to you uh well back then it was that guy dalton fury right the guy who wrote kill bin laden was my commander and uh okay it's a long story i wrote i'm writing a book it's finished maybe someone would want to publish it but it's called the singleton and it's about my going out alone um but
good luck you know what i mean i don't know like what do you think what do they say to you uh well back then it was that guy dalton fury right the guy who wrote kill bin laden was my commander and uh okay it's a long story i wrote i'm writing a book it's finished maybe someone would want to publish it but it's called the singleton and it's about my going out alone um but
good luck you know what i mean i don't know like what do you think what do they say to you uh well back then it was that guy dalton fury right the guy who wrote kill bin laden was my commander and uh okay it's a long story i wrote i'm writing a book it's finished maybe someone would want to publish it but it's called the singleton and it's about my going out alone um but
I was at my base, I was in a soda bad, and we were just getting rocketed and mortared every day. It's kind of like mortar bait, whatever. And then we had like fucking zero lickies and chewies, no fucking candy, no beef jerky, no fucking Pop-Tarts, no fucking nothing, right? And we're just sucking it up. And like, I got to eat fucking these Afghan motherfuckers cook us food.
I was at my base, I was in a soda bad, and we were just getting rocketed and mortared every day. It's kind of like mortar bait, whatever. And then we had like fucking zero lickies and chewies, no fucking candy, no beef jerky, no fucking Pop-Tarts, no fucking nothing, right? And we're just sucking it up. And like, I got to eat fucking these Afghan motherfuckers cook us food.
I was at my base, I was in a soda bad, and we were just getting rocketed and mortared every day. It's kind of like mortar bait, whatever. And then we had like fucking zero lickies and chewies, no fucking candy, no beef jerky, no fucking Pop-Tarts, no fucking nothing, right? And we're just sucking it up. And like, I got to eat fucking these Afghan motherfuckers cook us food.
And like, I'm eating vegetables. I don't even know what the fuck that vegetable was. I don't even recognize it as a vegetable. You know what I mean? Yeah. I know that's fucking goat. Cause it tastes horrible, but I don't know what the fucking, I don't even know what the fuck they cook me. You know what I mean? It's like, anyway, so I go to my boss and I'm like, yo, Hey,
And like, I'm eating vegetables. I don't even know what the fuck that vegetable was. I don't even recognize it as a vegetable. You know what I mean? Yeah. I know that's fucking goat. Cause it tastes horrible, but I don't know what the fucking, I don't even know what the fuck they cook me. You know what I mean? It's like, anyway, so I go to my boss and I'm like, yo, Hey,
And like, I'm eating vegetables. I don't even know what the fuck that vegetable was. I don't even recognize it as a vegetable. You know what I mean? Yeah. I know that's fucking goat. Cause it tastes horrible, but I don't know what the fucking, I don't even know what the fuck they cook me. You know what I mean? It's like, anyway, so I go to my boss and I'm like, yo, Hey,
I want to fucking go to the main base, right, and steal pokey from the fucking chow hall. What's pokey? Pokey bait is a term for like beef jerky, snacks, candy, cookies, like any kind of like snack food, right? So... And my boss is like, yeah, if you schedule the airplanes, you make all the coordinations, you can go. I was like, fucking bet, man. I fucking scheduled the helicopter.
I want to fucking go to the main base, right, and steal pokey from the fucking chow hall. What's pokey? Pokey bait is a term for like beef jerky, snacks, candy, cookies, like any kind of like snack food, right? So... And my boss is like, yeah, if you schedule the airplanes, you make all the coordinations, you can go. I was like, fucking bet, man. I fucking scheduled the helicopter.
I want to fucking go to the main base, right, and steal pokey from the fucking chow hall. What's pokey? Pokey bait is a term for like beef jerky, snacks, candy, cookies, like any kind of like snack food, right? So... And my boss is like, yeah, if you schedule the airplanes, you make all the coordinations, you can go. I was like, fucking bet, man. I fucking scheduled the helicopter.
Like, motherfuckers, you don't know how resourceful I can be. You know what I mean? So I scheduled everything for the next night. And then I had a red Toyota truck. I drove my Toyota truck in the back of the Chinook, right? So tight in there, you can't even get out. You got to just sit there, hope you ain't got to piss. They fly me to the main base, fucking land, driving the main base.
Like, motherfuckers, you don't know how resourceful I can be. You know what I mean? So I scheduled everything for the next night. And then I had a red Toyota truck. I drove my Toyota truck in the back of the Chinook, right? So tight in there, you can't even get out. You got to just sit there, hope you ain't got to piss. They fly me to the main base, fucking land, driving the main base.