John Reeves

He leaves. He only stays a minute and he's gone. You know what I mean? And these I think all these inner circle Saddam folks know they were valuable to us. And and like they realized they were going to get snatched at some time. So he was like he was out. Right. I called my guys, right? And then literally my guys were like two blocks away. As he was leaving, he ran into their Humvee.

He ran into my guys. And they're like, hey, this guy just ran into us in this vehicle. I'm like, that's the dude.

He ran into my guys. And they're like, hey, this guy just ran into us in this vehicle. I'm like, that's the dude.

He ran into my guys. And they're like, hey, this guy just ran into us in this vehicle. I'm like, that's the dude.

Yeah, he ran into our guys in a Humvee. He was trying to drive away and crashed into the guys that were going to snatch him. Wow. Yeah. I'll tell you another Saddam story. This is this is my one of my favorites. Saddam had like regular pieces of ass and like his favorite piece of ass was this butterface lady. I don't know what she did for him, but she wasn't a looker. You know what I mean?

Yeah, he ran into our guys in a Humvee. He was trying to drive away and crashed into the guys that were going to snatch him. Wow. Yeah. I'll tell you another Saddam story. This is this is my one of my favorites. Saddam had like regular pieces of ass and like his favorite piece of ass was this butterface lady. I don't know what she did for him, but she wasn't a looker. You know what I mean?

Yeah, he ran into our guys in a Humvee. He was trying to drive away and crashed into the guys that were going to snatch him. Wow. Yeah. I'll tell you another Saddam story. This is this is my one of my favorites. Saddam had like regular pieces of ass and like his favorite piece of ass was this butterface lady. I don't know what she did for him, but she wasn't a looker. You know what I mean?

So, like, look and feel are different things. Saddam knew what felt right to him, obviously. And she was married, and we wanted to get to her. I mean, maybe Saddam's favorite sex partner wouldn't know where he is, right? Right. So... We have the tailor. The tailor knows who he is. So we have the tailor kind of invite him to the tailor stop shop. This tailor had a store in downtown Baghdad.

So, like, look and feel are different things. Saddam knew what felt right to him, obviously. And she was married, and we wanted to get to her. I mean, maybe Saddam's favorite sex partner wouldn't know where he is, right? Right. So... We have the tailor. The tailor knows who he is. So we have the tailor kind of invite him to the tailor stop shop. This tailor had a store in downtown Baghdad.

So, like, look and feel are different things. Saddam knew what felt right to him, obviously. And she was married, and we wanted to get to her. I mean, maybe Saddam's favorite sex partner wouldn't know where he is, right? Right. So... We have the tailor. The tailor knows who he is. So we have the tailor kind of invite him to the tailor stop shop. This tailor had a store in downtown Baghdad.

So he comes in the store and, uh, I told my guys, if he doesn't come out quick to, uh, I had a couple, um, I don't know what they're called now. Mohawks, I think is what they call the Iraqi counter-terror guys. Oh, before they were even established, like the guys were with us, you know? So we had a couple of those guys. Um, and, uh, I have them start fighting in front of the store. Right.

So he comes in the store and, uh, I told my guys, if he doesn't come out quick to, uh, I had a couple, um, I don't know what they're called now. Mohawks, I think is what they call the Iraqi counter-terror guys. Oh, before they were even established, like the guys were with us, you know? So we had a couple of those guys. Um, and, uh, I have them start fighting in front of the store. Right.

So he comes in the store and, uh, I told my guys, if he doesn't come out quick to, uh, I had a couple, um, I don't know what they're called now. Mohawks, I think is what they call the Iraqi counter-terror guys. Oh, before they were even established, like the guys were with us, you know? So we had a couple of those guys. Um, and, uh, I have them start fighting in front of the store. Right.

So literally everyone piles on in the street to see these guys fighting, right? Like everyone piles out of all the shops, stores, and everyone's watching these two guys fight. literally the guy we're looking for, like walks up to see the fight and his back is to the van door of the guys that are going to snatch him. Wow. So I call him like, yo, you see that tall guy? That's our guy.

So literally everyone piles on in the street to see these guys fighting, right? Like everyone piles out of all the shops, stores, and everyone's watching these two guys fight. literally the guy we're looking for, like walks up to see the fight and his back is to the van door of the guys that are going to snatch him. Wow. So I call him like, yo, you see that tall guy? That's our guy.

So literally everyone piles on in the street to see these guys fighting, right? Like everyone piles out of all the shops, stores, and everyone's watching these two guys fight. literally the guy we're looking for, like walks up to see the fight and his back is to the van door of the guys that are going to snatch him. Wow. So I call him like, yo, you see that tall guy? That's our guy.

Fucking snatch him. And no shit. Van door, van door, fucking open. nobody even knew where the fucking guy went. The tailor later was like, where did he go? Did you take, who took him? Where did this guy go? Where does this man at? You know what I mean? Like no one even seen him get snatched. Right.

Fucking snatch him. And no shit. Van door, van door, fucking open. nobody even knew where the fucking guy went. The tailor later was like, where did he go? Did you take, who took him? Where did this guy go? Where does this man at? You know what I mean? Like no one even seen him get snatched. Right.

Fucking snatch him. And no shit. Van door, van door, fucking open. nobody even knew where the fucking guy went. The tailor later was like, where did he go? Did you take, who took him? Where did this guy go? Where does this man at? You know what I mean? Like no one even seen him get snatched. Right.

And then later my boss was like, who are those guys fighting? I was like, that's our boys. And he was like, wait, did you do that? And I was like, I didn't want to be there for like six hours. Like, you know what I mean? Like, how do we speed this up? We got shit to do today. Like, you know what I mean? That's my efficiency is my thing.