John Reeves

And I guess the guy was like, is there a guy that threw up in the restaurant here? And she's like, he's in the bathtub naked right now. And then the head of security, like, hey, we watched the tapes. Ton of info comes out, right? So I don't know who did it. I think so. But like, and then did it tell you? No. No, no, they talk to my assistant and then her husband, right?

And I guess the guy was like, is there a guy that threw up in the restaurant here? And she's like, he's in the bathtub naked right now. And then the head of security, like, hey, we watched the tapes. Ton of info comes out, right? So I don't know who did it. I think so. But like, and then did it tell you? No. No, no, they talk to my assistant and then her husband, right?

So I go down to the bar, right? I put my credit card on the bar and I fucking party till all hours of the night. Yo, what did I learn? If you roofie me, you're going to wait six hours to get that booty because once you give me drugs, I want to party, baby. You know what I mean? So I'm out. I don't know what the fuck. The surefire guy fucking peters out on me.

So I go down to the bar, right? I put my credit card on the bar and I fucking party till all hours of the night. Yo, what did I learn? If you roofie me, you're going to wait six hours to get that booty because once you give me drugs, I want to party, baby. You know what I mean? So I'm out. I don't know what the fuck. The surefire guy fucking peters out on me.

So I go down to the bar, right? I put my credit card on the bar and I fucking party till all hours of the night. Yo, what did I learn? If you roofie me, you're going to wait six hours to get that booty because once you give me drugs, I want to party, baby. You know what I mean? So I'm out. I don't know what the fuck. The surefire guy fucking peters out on me.

I'm probably just in the lobby alone like, it's fucked up. I don't know what the fuck.

I'm probably just in the lobby alone like, it's fucked up. I don't know what the fuck.

I'm probably just in the lobby alone like, it's fucked up. I don't know what the fuck.

Fuck no.

Fuck no.

Fuck no.

I don't know what it was. So the next day we check out, right? Show's over. We check out. So... My assistant's knocking on my door. Right. And I'm a get up early guy. I do my cardio, you know. So I'm normally up early and she's knocking on my door. Right. So I answer my door and I'm like thinking, the fuck is she doing here so early? Right. Both of her and her husband.

I don't know what it was. So the next day we check out, right? Show's over. We check out. So... My assistant's knocking on my door. Right. And I'm a get up early guy. I do my cardio, you know. So I'm normally up early and she's knocking on my door. Right. So I answer my door and I'm like thinking, the fuck is she doing here so early? Right. Both of her and her husband.

I don't know what it was. So the next day we check out, right? Show's over. We check out. So... My assistant's knocking on my door. Right. And I'm a get up early guy. I do my cardio, you know. So I'm normally up early and she's knocking on my door. Right. So I answer my door and I'm like thinking, the fuck is she doing here so early? Right. Both of her and her husband.

And she's like, you know, I'm glad you're OK. And I'm like, what? You know what I mean? And she's like, what? What? She looks she's looking at me. She's like. not you too. And I'm like, me too. What? You know what I mean? I'm kind of foggy, right? Uh, it was like fucking, it was checkout is after checkout time. I slept till like fucking one in the afternoon.

And she's like, you know, I'm glad you're OK. And I'm like, what? You know what I mean? And she's like, what? What? She looks she's looking at me. She's like. not you too. And I'm like, me too. What? You know what I mean? I'm kind of foggy, right? Uh, it was like fucking, it was checkout is after checkout time. I slept till like fucking one in the afternoon.

And she's like, you know, I'm glad you're OK. And I'm like, what? You know what I mean? And she's like, what? What? She looks she's looking at me. She's like. not you too. And I'm like, me too. What? You know what I mean? I'm kind of foggy, right? Uh, it was like fucking, it was checkout is after checkout time. I slept till like fucking one in the afternoon.

The next day I had the worst fucking hangover ever. Like if that was roofies do the hangover, I understand why people don't do them recreationally. You know what I mean? Like the worst fucking hangover.

The next day I had the worst fucking hangover ever. Like if that was roofies do the hangover, I understand why people don't do them recreationally. You know what I mean? Like the worst fucking hangover.

The next day I had the worst fucking hangover ever. Like if that was roofies do the hangover, I understand why people don't do them recreationally. You know what I mean? Like the worst fucking hangover.