John "Shrek" McPhee

I thought I should have been the first guest, if you ask me.

I know you got hundreds of requests from people.

I know.

I know you had to over the years from people.

Just so you know, like, probably my people were hitting you.

You know what I mean?

Like, why is my boy not in there?

Yeah, like spring, summer, 11.

I've been tracking you since you left your last job.

Uh-huh.

Actually, me and him, when he was in group, he was my... We hit all the competitions.

Pistols, sniper shit.

We just crushed.

Like, we were doing the sniper comp one time, and they're like...

The silly stage was like, they had all these pictures hung at like 20 yards of like, so they're going to show you a picture.

You had to pick it, shoot it.

And then once you shot, right, the second guy had to like shoot some steel with the pistol.

Kind of lame by today's standards, but it was as good as a god back then, right?

And like literally the fastest time in the middle, you know, was like a minute 30 and like...

So we talk about it, and he's like, he is a little slightly faster with a pistol than me, although he missed that.