John "Shrek" McPhee

Okay, I've run this for you.

There's a ton of shit in here, right?

So, um, have at it.

So, Team SOB Backpack, right?

We give these out, like, at the members' parties and stuff.

Like, we also give out, like, shot glasses where you can wear it around your neck so you don't, you always got it at the parties.

Like, so...

We give out a lot of stuff, man.

Okay, so that is a cooling schmog, right?

So you know schmogs, right?

Wear it around your head.

I made them out of cooling material.

Look, I'm on the range all the time.

We talk about this, right?

So it's big enough to where it'll hold enough water where if you wear it like a schmog...

I just dump like it'll hold a lot of water so it stays cool longer.

Nice.

Like most cooling towels are like this big and it's like you can barely tie it around your neck and then it's like one layer and it just dries quick, right?

So I just do the kind of diamond fold.

I tie a small knot in it around my neck and I just dump water in the back when I'm on the range.