John "Shrek" McPhee
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The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
I think it was Super 8.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
It may have been 6 mil at that time, but 8 or 6 mil cassettes in the little recorder.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
You know what I'm talking about?
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
In a Kent cigarette bag and a sat phone.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
I just fucking took a cab out of Jalalabad towards Tora Bora Mountains and hitchhiked all the way till I got there.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
Yeah.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
You wear Savage stuff.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
Yeah.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
Just shut the fuck up.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
You know what I mean?
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
You just shut the fuck up.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
Yeah.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
And then like I had to act retarded at a couple of the checkpoints.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
You know what I mean?
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
Like got the AK to the chest.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
And, you know, it's like if I open my mouth, I'm dead.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
So that's not an option.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
You know what I mean?
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
And then I just figured I'd mongoloid voice at volume 11.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
So the guy's like, I'm like, get the fuck out of here.