John "Shrek" McPhee
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The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
Everyone's like, what the fuck is that, right?
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
It's just me.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
And then we raid the house, get the guy and his sons.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
Like, his kids were sleeping with a fucking water buffalo.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
Like, I'm trying to open the shed.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
We're clearing the outbuildings later.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
Trying to open this.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
It's fucking dark.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
Like, trying to get in, open this door.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
Finally, shine a fucking light.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
It's a water buffalo.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
Like, he's laying on the ground, and I'm pushing against his face.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
Holy shit.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
And then, like, little kids stand up from, like, behind him, like...
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
And they're sleeping with this water buffalo to stay fucking warm.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
Wow.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
So the kids slept with a fucking water buffalo.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
I think there was a donkey in there, too.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
It was, like, fucking bizarre.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
Anyway, first time I seen a water buffalo.