John "Shrek" McPhee

And I had to pull it off of there.

You know what I'm saying?

Before then, I didn't know I had a fupa.

I thought this was of legends, and it fucking cracked, and then I was like fucking done with the kydex inside my pants.

Outside my pants, fucking fine.

Inside my pants, I went back to leather.

So the kydex holster that pinched my fupa, I made a copy of it out of leather, and that's all I've been wearing ever since.

Yeah, and we call it the condom because it's minimalist.

That's because it's always, you'll shoot yourself in the Walmart parking lot.

Because if you Google leather holsters, this is what all the Kydex manufacturers, propaganda, this is what they'll all tell you.

The guy shot himself dry firing, waiting on his wife to go shopping in Walmart.

It's like, yo, time the fuck out.

Let's ask a real question.

Why the fuck is this guy dry firing in the Walmart parking lot while he's sitting down?

Can we ask that question first before we blame the fucking holster?

And then if you're going to do that, what's this guy's level of fucking training?

Can we ask that?

Like, I got some questions before we blame the gear.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.