John "Shrek" McPhee
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The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
Go to fucking school every day.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
School was a break from the bullshit in my fucking life, right?
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
I didn't like school.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
I didn't learn.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
I still got C's.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
I still slept, you know?
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
Why?
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
Because sometimes I was fucking tired because who knows what craziness went out of my house last night, right?
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
So I'd tell you, go to school.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
Conduct your life.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
If you see you're the fucking adult in any situation, I don't care your age, you're now the adult.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
Fucking act like it.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
You don't got a choice.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
You know what I mean?
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
So you might as well embrace the life you think you want.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
So I went to school.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
I knew I didn't want to stay in a fucked up South Chicago my whole life.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
Fucking easy.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
No.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
Fuck no.