John "Shrek" McPhee

And then literally, they're like, load the fucking truck.

So you throw your two duffel bags on the truck.

They don't say shit, and the truck drove away.

We had to fucking run this truck down across post to the fucking rip barracks.

Like, what the fuck?

If it wasn't for the stop signs and the traffic, we'd have lost them, never been able to.

And these motherfuckers just took off.

I was like, what do we do?

I was like, I think we follow our bags.

And I just started, like, that's everything the Army gave me.

I can't just let these guys drive off with it.

And then we ran to the rip barracks and then those guys were fucking serious.

Like the army was a joke till then.

And that's when I realized like the armies might be a joke.

A basic training airborne school might be a joke, but these guys ain't fucking around at all.

You know what I mean?

Like the first time I seen a guy run the airfield at five minute miles and I'm supposed to keep up like,

what in the fuck is this?

You know what I mean?

Like a dude took off so fast.