John "Shrek" McPhee

Everyone drank because I was drinking.

You know what I mean?

So, and then I'll tell you one day, this is the best thing.

I was in rip.

We get the hotel.

We get the weekend off.

We get the, like, we go down to the hotel next to the Chickasaw Club or whatever the fuck it was.

So we could just walk over there and party and go back to the hotel and crash.

I fell asleep by the pool and got sunburned, like bad sunburn, right?

Because I'm like, I know I'm like three shades above pasty white right now, but it's only because I was at my buddy's pool in Oklahoma City in his backyard.

You know what I mean?

So it doesn't, you know, 10 minutes in the sun and like my skin's going to come off two days from now, actually three minutes, but I'm trying to be nice to myself.

So I get sunburned bad, right?

And then my sunburn, the skin's coming off and the cadre, what do they tell me?

Like they were going to give me an Article 15 for damaging U.S.

property.

And I'm like thinking, oh, no.

Right.

So.

What they do is in the morning on like the long runs, they'd make people pick me up and carry me for miles.