John "Shrek" McPhee
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It was great.
But it was 30 knot winds and it fucked up a ton of dudes.
I think there was like...
Man, it had to be like, I don't know, man.
It was a lot, like 80 backboards out there with dudes taped to them, you know what I mean?
And then like dudes, because the winds were so high, dudes got drugs.
I see like, remember the old like LBE thing that held the magazines, like three magazines and like the lid came off with like the plastic buckle on the front?
Remember those?
that would be ground in half, and you could see every bullet in the magazine still.
So when I got to the medic point, when they're like, hey, you're not going on the road march, you're medical, these are backboards, you guys got to go to the hospital, right?
Dudes raped me for my gear.
Like, raped me.
So here I am, injured, having to just carry all my shit in a fucking ball.
I don't even have a backpack, so I'm going to tuck my shit.
U.S.
Army sniper?
Fucking joke.
Really?
Ridiculous.
Yeah, the stocks.