John "Shrek" McPhee
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He's like, yeah, throw them in the box.
So I dropped them in the box and I was like, there's nothing in the box.
How many guys are done?
He was like, there's another guy just hit the showers.
That's what he told me.
So me and another guy finished like first.
And it's not like I walked fast or hard.
I just fucking walked through the water.
You know what I mean?
It wasn't magic.
You know what I mean?
I just kept a good pace the whole time.
So I thought the team part, I thought Special Forces selection...
The premise of it's fucking stupid, right?
Because you're going to do all this shit all day long, all this physical shit.
And then they're going to put you in the barracks at like dark and you can't sleep till 10.
And then you're going to get major points if you fall asleep.
Motherfucker, you walk me all day long.
The only thing I'm going to do is fall asleep.
You know what I mean?