John "Shrek" McPhee
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And I'm like, the fuck is this?
He's like, you're taking a PT test at six.
I'm like, I'm fucking hammered.
It's one in the morning.
I'm at your house drinking cigars.
I am not going to a Delta Force selection tomorrow morning at six.
He's like, yeah, you are.
What?
Who is this?
It was a Mogadishu guy.
His codename's Elvis.
He was in my Q course and like just sat next to me.
So me and him were ranger buddies.
But at first I thought, who the fuck is this random E7 in the Q course that is good at nothing we fucking do?
You know what I mean?
He's not good at the charges.
He's not good at reading.
He's like, who the fuck is this crazy old guy in the Q course?
You know what I mean?
And then, well, turns out he was a unit guy.