John "Shrek" McPhee

I had to have like 250 jumps.

So I go out with the Knights.

I go out with the accuracy team and them motherfuckers are jumping like 1800 feet.

The first time I got out the plane, I was like, what in the fuck is going, why the fuck are we doing this?

Right.

And then like, we're waiting to jump.

And then.

What the fuck?

So like one guy's like, let me go in the team room.

I don't know.

And the planes were grounded.

And then like someone crashed an airplane into the tower.

You know what I mean?

And like the first plane you see crash into the tower, like is that pilot fucking drunk?

You know what I mean?

Like that's what I was thinking, drunken pilots or something.

You know what I mean?

And then the second one and you're like, hmm.

so uh that day i had to go back my squadron was deployed the only reason i was back was to go the free fall instructor and uh i was basically the squadron commander like i had a i had a fucking man up on these btcs like you know i'm like sitting in these meetings i'm like i don't know what to do like well you're the senior representative from a squadron like

yo, I shouldn't be in this meeting.