John

I've said it before when talking about Tushy, but Tushy is unironically me completely off script, one of the best things that has ever happened to me. I did not realize how disgusting and wretched I was as someone who did not use a bidet until I started using one and felt like a fool for all those years.

I've said it before when talking about Tushy, but Tushy is unironically me completely off script, one of the best things that has ever happened to me. I did not realize how disgusting and wretched I was as someone who did not use a bidet until I started using one and felt like a fool for all those years.

I've said it before when talking about Tushy, but Tushy is unironically me completely off script, one of the best things that has ever happened to me. I did not realize how disgusting and wretched I was as someone who did not use a bidet until I started using one and felt like a fool for all those years.

My life now has significantly more value, and if you don't have one, then I am significantly more important than you. But you can fix that. Also, last time I did a Tushy ad, Hunter used footage of his toilet with a skid mark, pretending that it was mine, so I just want you to know that whatever toilet he shows now is his. In short, you need to stop wiping endlessly with toilet paper.

My life now has significantly more value, and if you don't have one, then I am significantly more important than you. But you can fix that. Also, last time I did a Tushy ad, Hunter used footage of his toilet with a skid mark, pretending that it was mine, so I just want you to know that whatever toilet he shows now is his. In short, you need to stop wiping endlessly with toilet paper.

My life now has significantly more value, and if you don't have one, then I am significantly more important than you. But you can fix that. Also, last time I did a Tushy ad, Hunter used footage of his toilet with a skid mark, pretending that it was mine, so I just want you to know that whatever toilet he shows now is his. In short, you need to stop wiping endlessly with toilet paper.

Tushy removes 99% of bacteria with fresh water while protecting your natural skin barrier. Plus, people who've made the switch to Tushy use up to 80% less toilet paper. Less toilet paper means less clogged toilets and less gross filth. I mean, think about all you do with toilet paper normally is you just use something dry to rub it in and off your skin.

Tushy removes 99% of bacteria with fresh water while protecting your natural skin barrier. Plus, people who've made the switch to Tushy use up to 80% less toilet paper. Less toilet paper means less clogged toilets and less gross filth. I mean, think about all you do with toilet paper normally is you just use something dry to rub it in and off your skin.

Tushy removes 99% of bacteria with fresh water while protecting your natural skin barrier. Plus, people who've made the switch to Tushy use up to 80% less toilet paper. Less toilet paper means less clogged toilets and less gross filth. I mean, think about all you do with toilet paper normally is you just use something dry to rub it in and off your skin.

Whereas if you have a bidet, you clean yourself off and then the toilet paper is pretty much just there to dry you off. Not only does TUSHY eliminate waste and natural ingredients, but it's good for you. Better to have soothing water than scratchy toilet paper. It's easy to use and set up. I got mine, and it was ready to go in only a few minutes. And you can get as nice with them as want.

Whereas if you have a bidet, you clean yourself off and then the toilet paper is pretty much just there to dry you off. Not only does TUSHY eliminate waste and natural ingredients, but it's good for you. Better to have soothing water than scratchy toilet paper. It's easy to use and set up. I got mine, and it was ready to go in only a few minutes. And you can get as nice with them as want.

Whereas if you have a bidet, you clean yourself off and then the toilet paper is pretty much just there to dry you off. Not only does TUSHY eliminate waste and natural ingredients, but it's good for you. Better to have soothing water than scratchy toilet paper. It's easy to use and set up. I got mine, and it was ready to go in only a few minutes. And you can get as nice with them as want.

You can have just the bidet, or you can have nozzles that have different settings for front or back, or you can even have ones that have an air dryer. Over 2 million butts love TUSHY, and I promise that yours will too. So to get 10% off your TUSHY bidet, head to the link in the description at hellotushy.com slash creepcast and use the discount code creepcast.

You can have just the bidet, or you can have nozzles that have different settings for front or back, or you can even have ones that have an air dryer. Over 2 million butts love TUSHY, and I promise that yours will too. So to get 10% off your TUSHY bidet, head to the link in the description at hellotushy.com slash creepcast and use the discount code creepcast.

You can have just the bidet, or you can have nozzles that have different settings for front or back, or you can even have ones that have an air dryer. Over 2 million butts love TUSHY, and I promise that yours will too. So to get 10% off your TUSHY bidet, head to the link in the description at hellotushy.com slash creepcast and use the discount code creepcast.

Every Tushy bidet comes with a 30-day hassle-free return and a 12-month warranty. So you can try it risk-free, but we're sure you'll love it. Again, head to hellotushy.com slash creepcast. Use the discount code creepcast to get 10% off your bidet order today. Thank you all for watching the ad. Thank you to Tushy for sponsoring this episode. We are now back to the show.

Every Tushy bidet comes with a 30-day hassle-free return and a 12-month warranty. So you can try it risk-free, but we're sure you'll love it. Again, head to hellotushy.com slash creepcast. Use the discount code creepcast to get 10% off your bidet order today. Thank you all for watching the ad. Thank you to Tushy for sponsoring this episode. We are now back to the show.

Every Tushy bidet comes with a 30-day hassle-free return and a 12-month warranty. So you can try it risk-free, but we're sure you'll love it. Again, head to hellotushy.com slash creepcast. Use the discount code creepcast to get 10% off your bidet order today. Thank you all for watching the ad. Thank you to Tushy for sponsoring this episode. We are now back to the show.

That's what my dad called them when he first saw it. He was sick and we all knew it. COVID was stealing his breath from us and we had to watch as he desperately clawed it back with gasps and wheezes that never seemed to give him any relief. He didn't need quacks. He could take care of himself. A silver bullet from the sickness was MMS.

That's what my dad called them when he first saw it. He was sick and we all knew it. COVID was stealing his breath from us and we had to watch as he desperately clawed it back with gasps and wheezes that never seemed to give him any relief. He didn't need quacks. He could take care of himself. A silver bullet from the sickness was MMS.