Johnny

Amen.

Amen.

Well, got there at 2 a.m., only booked it off things. And keep in mind, like, I pull up. It doesn't say hotel in the front. It says Moxie in cursive bright neon pink. And I look in there. There's no check-in desk. There's people drinking, which, you know, no problem with that. And there's a bartender in there. So I'm like, all right.

Well, got there at 2 a.m., only booked it off things. And keep in mind, like, I pull up. It doesn't say hotel in the front. It says Moxie in cursive bright neon pink. And I look in there. There's no check-in desk. There's people drinking, which, you know, no problem with that. And there's a bartender in there. So I'm like, all right.

Well, got there at 2 a.m., only booked it off things. And keep in mind, like, I pull up. It doesn't say hotel in the front. It says Moxie in cursive bright neon pink. And I look in there. There's no check-in desk. There's people drinking, which, you know, no problem with that. And there's a bartender in there. So I'm like, all right.

I go in there, and the bartender, like, shakes the water off his hands. He goes, how can I help you? And I said, I need to check in my hotel. He's like, yeah, you check in with me. And I was like, okay. So we check in, and we go up there, and everything in the room was, like... Sexual, I guess. It was so interesting.

I go in there, and the bartender, like, shakes the water off his hands. He goes, how can I help you? And I said, I need to check in my hotel. He's like, yeah, you check in with me. And I was like, okay. So we check in, and we go up there, and everything in the room was, like... Sexual, I guess. It was so interesting.

I go in there, and the bartender, like, shakes the water off his hands. He goes, how can I help you? And I said, I need to check in my hotel. He's like, yeah, you check in with me. And I was like, okay. So we check in, and we go up there, and everything in the room was, like... Sexual, I guess. It was so interesting.

It was like sexual language or there was like a window into the bathroom so you could see into the bathroom. There was, and then the phone next to our thing, it said, dial this number for a sexual bedtime story, is what it said on the thing. And I'm sitting there like, I'm never, ever booking a hotel ever again. Straight Airbnb from now on. Wait, what is it called? It was called the Moxie.

It was like sexual language or there was like a window into the bathroom so you could see into the bathroom. There was, and then the phone next to our thing, it said, dial this number for a sexual bedtime story, is what it said on the thing. And I'm sitting there like, I'm never, ever booking a hotel ever again. Straight Airbnb from now on. Wait, what is it called? It was called the Moxie.

It was like sexual language or there was like a window into the bathroom so you could see into the bathroom. There was, and then the phone next to our thing, it said, dial this number for a sexual bedtime story, is what it said on the thing. And I'm sitting there like, I'm never, ever booking a hotel ever again. Straight Airbnb from now on. Wait, what is it called? It was called the Moxie.

It was built intentionally for like... Anything with a neon sign, my man, it's not...

It was built intentionally for like... Anything with a neon sign, my man, it's not...

It was built intentionally for like... Anything with a neon sign, my man, it's not...

If the bartender's checking you in, that's... Yeah, it was crazy. But it was good.

If the bartender's checking you in, that's... Yeah, it was crazy. But it was good.

If the bartender's checking you in, that's... Yeah, it was crazy. But it was good.

Oh, absolutely not. Absolutely no bedtime story for me.

Oh, absolutely not. Absolutely no bedtime story for me.

Oh, absolutely not. Absolutely no bedtime story for me.