Jon DelCollo

Hey, thank you, boys. Hey, buddy. Good to see you.

I thought you were doing your hair in the bathroom. Yeah, I had to put a hat over it. It didn't turn out great. He's in there, oh, this has gone bad. I got a hat! What do you use? What's the product in the hair? I just put a little Moroccan oil in it when I get out of the shower, you know? Oil of Argon, whatever you get at Target. Oil of Argon. Some shit like that.

I thought you were doing your hair in the bathroom. Yeah, I had to put a hat over it. It didn't turn out great. He's in there, oh, this has gone bad. I got a hat! What do you use? What's the product in the hair? I just put a little Moroccan oil in it when I get out of the shower, you know? Oil of Argon, whatever you get at Target. Oil of Argon. Some shit like that.

I thought you were doing your hair in the bathroom. Yeah, I had to put a hat over it. It didn't turn out great. He's in there, oh, this has gone bad. I got a hat! What do you use? What's the product in the hair? I just put a little Moroccan oil in it when I get out of the shower, you know? Oil of Argon, whatever you get at Target. Oil of Argon. Some shit like that.

Sounds like something from fucking Star Trek. Whatever I'm using ain't working, all right? A little Klingon jizz, get it going.

Sounds like something from fucking Star Trek. Whatever I'm using ain't working, all right? A little Klingon jizz, get it going.

Sounds like something from fucking Star Trek. Whatever I'm using ain't working, all right? A little Klingon jizz, get it going.

Yeah, I get about four good hair days a year.

Yeah, I get about four good hair days a year.

Yeah, I get about four good hair days a year.

What do you mean? You're killing it. Yeah, my shit curls up. It's steaming up under here as we speak. I'm going to have fucking dreadlocks again when I take my hat off.

What do you mean? You're killing it. Yeah, my shit curls up. It's steaming up under here as we speak. I'm going to have fucking dreadlocks again when I take my hat off.

What do you mean? You're killing it. Yeah, my shit curls up. It's steaming up under here as we speak. I'm going to have fucking dreadlocks again when I take my hat off.

No, no, no, no. I had dreads in an eyebrow ring my freshman year of college.

No, no, no, no. I had dreads in an eyebrow ring my freshman year of college.

No, no, no, no. I had dreads in an eyebrow ring my freshman year of college.

That's a guy. Well, thanks for coming in.

That's a guy. Well, thanks for coming in.

That's a guy. Well, thanks for coming in.

Oh, no.