Jon DelCollo

Didn't even know it was the day that practice was starting. We were coming home from the beach, and I saw everybody at the football field at the park by my house, and I was like, I think I'm supposed to be at football practice. Ran over there with my chain wallet and cargo shorts. Big skateboarder already at the time.

Didn't even know it was the day that practice was starting. We were coming home from the beach, and I saw everybody at the football field at the park by my house, and I was like, I think I'm supposed to be at football practice. Ran over there with my chain wallet and cargo shorts. Big skateboarder already at the time.

No. It was like one guy in each school who walked in both worlds. All my friends skateboarded, but they also all played.

No. It was like one guy in each school who walked in both worlds. All my friends skateboarded, but they also all played.

No. It was like one guy in each school who walked in both worlds. All my friends skateboarded, but they also all played.

All the sports, yeah. And the first day I practiced, one of the coaches was like, who's left-handed? And I was like, me. And he was like, you're the quarterback. Still have no idea what logic that is. It's not baseball. It's not like I'm throwing to right-handers, you know. I don't think I threw a single fucking pass that season. Who's the southpaw? A lot of QB sneaks.

All the sports, yeah. And the first day I practiced, one of the coaches was like, who's left-handed? And I was like, me. And he was like, you're the quarterback. Still have no idea what logic that is. It's not baseball. It's not like I'm throwing to right-handers, you know. I don't think I threw a single fucking pass that season. Who's the southpaw? A lot of QB sneaks.

All the sports, yeah. And the first day I practiced, one of the coaches was like, who's left-handed? And I was like, me. And he was like, you're the quarterback. Still have no idea what logic that is. It's not baseball. It's not like I'm throwing to right-handers, you know. I don't think I threw a single fucking pass that season. Who's the southpaw? A lot of QB sneaks.

I found my way into the zone. And did you do this in high school? Were you playing sports in high school? I think I quit a sport every year in high school.

I found my way into the zone. And did you do this in high school? Were you playing sports in high school? I think I quit a sport every year in high school.

I found my way into the zone. And did you do this in high school? Were you playing sports in high school? I think I quit a sport every year in high school.

Football, freshman year, quit after that. Got you. Played basketball, freshman, sophomore. Don't think I scored a single point. Quit after that. And then I played baseball until senior year, and then I quit midseason after the coach put in a five-footer over me at first base. And I was like... He might be making contact with the ball, but DH for him. Come on. Let me play the field.

Football, freshman year, quit after that. Got you. Played basketball, freshman, sophomore. Don't think I scored a single point. Quit after that. And then I played baseball until senior year, and then I quit midseason after the coach put in a five-footer over me at first base. And I was like... He might be making contact with the ball, but DH for him. Come on. Let me play the field.

Football, freshman year, quit after that. Got you. Played basketball, freshman, sophomore. Don't think I scored a single point. Quit after that. And then I played baseball until senior year, and then I quit midseason after the coach put in a five-footer over me at first base. And I was like... He might be making contact with the ball, but DH for him. Come on. Let me play the field.

He might be making contact with the... Listen, you can't take that away from him.

He might be making contact with the... Listen, you can't take that away from him.

He might be making contact with the... Listen, you can't take that away from him.

But we're skateboarding this whole time. Skateboarding from third or fourth grade till seventh or eighth grade, whenever weed started.

But we're skateboarding this whole time. Skateboarding from third or fourth grade till seventh or eighth grade, whenever weed started.

But we're skateboarding this whole time. Skateboarding from third or fourth grade till seventh or eighth grade, whenever weed started.