Jon Favreau

The next day I was going to Chicago for the Obama Library opening.

Probably not too many people going to both of those things.

Very excited.

Trying to figure out, like, how am I going to play this?

What if I get right?

What's going on?

And then today.

Another email from TKO Events.

Hi, Jonathan.

Now, when I gave all my info, of course, I gave my real info, which is Jonathan Edward Favreau.

And the only thing that's different between me and the other Jon Favreau is our middle name.

He's J-O-N too, but he's K, Jon K. Favreau, and I'm Jon E. And I think, because then also they went with my full name, I think that they probably, when they saw that, they finally checked the list.

Our sincerest apologies, but we've just discovered there was a miscommunication about our allotted number of guest invitations for UFC Freedom 250 on June 14th.

Unfortunately, as a result, we are under allotted and no longer able to accommodate your attendance.

We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.

Thank you for your understanding.

We would love to host you at a future event.

Fuck.

I was so close.

They got me.