Jon Favreau

You're the president.

Why haven't you fixed it?

And the solution was he will give an Oval Office address about the oil spill, and it sucked.

Yeah, it was the worst.

Because somehow we decided that it was a good time to talk about climate change in that speech.

If only I had known, though, that I could have just, like, farted out a bunch of crazy talking points, and that could be a speech.

Like, it was a speech that was panned that didn't work out well, but we still worked really hard on it.

No one worked hard on this one.

There's some fascist Jon Favreau over there just angrily reading Politico right now.

Back to the real substance of it, because I was trying to think, like, Donald Trump is sensitive to the market, to what's happening.

Like, he knows that he has a problem with the Strait of Hormuz.

And I'm guessing that his cockamamie plan here is, or hope, is that we walk away from this after a couple weeks.

We say we bombed everything.

Everything's great.

We've destroyed them.

We won so badly.

They're begging us for...

They're begging us for a deal, but whatever, we're walking away.

We don't need them anymore.

We don't need the oil.