Jon Lovitz

Oh, I went to college at UC Irvine, and there was a professor of mine, William Needles, who taught me Shakespeare. And when he would do it, though, himself, he'd always go, he'd say, like, the opening speech from Henry V, the chorus, and it was, Oh, for the muse of fire that would ascend the brightest heaven of invention.

Oh, I went to college at UC Irvine, and there was a professor of mine, William Needles, who taught me Shakespeare. And when he would do it, though, himself, he'd always go, he'd say, like, the opening speech from Henry V, the chorus, and it was, Oh, for the muse of fire that would ascend the brightest heaven of invention.

Oh, I went to college at UC Irvine, and there was a professor of mine, William Needles, who taught me Shakespeare. And when he would do it, though, himself, he'd always go, he'd say, like, the opening speech from Henry V, the chorus, and it was, Oh, for the muse of fire that would ascend the brightest heaven of invention.

And he would say, like, Oh, for the muse of fire that would ascend the brightest heaven of invention. Like that, and I thought it was very funny. I thought it was very good, but very funny, too. And I used to imitate him, and then I kind of put it together with... You know, and then I wanted to be an actor, and an actor is a... You know, that's what a thespian is.

And he would say, like, Oh, for the muse of fire that would ascend the brightest heaven of invention. Like that, and I thought it was very funny. I thought it was very good, but very funny, too. And I used to imitate him, and then I kind of put it together with... You know, and then I wanted to be an actor, and an actor is a... You know, that's what a thespian is.

And he would say, like, Oh, for the muse of fire that would ascend the brightest heaven of invention. Like that, and I thought it was very funny. I thought it was very good, but very funny, too. And I used to imitate him, and then I kind of put it together with... You know, and then I wanted to be an actor, and an actor is a... You know, that's what a thespian is.

So I was like the master thespian. You know, I would just joke around with my friends and say, I'm the master thespian, because I just wanted to be a great actor. That was my goal.

So I was like the master thespian. You know, I would just joke around with my friends and say, I'm the master thespian, because I just wanted to be a great actor. That was my goal.

So I was like the master thespian. You know, I would just joke around with my friends and say, I'm the master thespian, because I just wanted to be a great actor. That was my goal.

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No, Al Franken and Mike Myers wrote it.

No, Al Franken and Mike Myers wrote it.

No, Al Franken and Mike Myers wrote it.

And, uh... But I based it on... They wrote it, and it was really funny. And then I based it on this actor, Ned Glass. Ned Glass, he talks like this. And he was the father on Bridget and Bernie. He was the Jewish father. He was in... He's probably the best West Side Story. He was Pops, and I guess he runs the drug store or the candy store. And when I was 15 years old... What's wrong with you kids?

And, uh... But I based it on... They wrote it, and it was really funny. And then I based it on this actor, Ned Glass. Ned Glass, he talks like this. And he was the father on Bridget and Bernie. He was the Jewish father. He was in... He's probably the best West Side Story. He was Pops, and I guess he runs the drug store or the candy store. And when I was 15 years old... What's wrong with you kids?

And, uh... But I based it on... They wrote it, and it was really funny. And then I based it on this actor, Ned Glass. Ned Glass, he talks like this. And he was the father on Bridget and Bernie. He was the Jewish father. He was in... He's probably the best West Side Story. He was Pops, and I guess he runs the drug store or the candy store. And when I was 15 years old... What's wrong with you kids?

Well, if you see these movies, you know who he is. When I was 15 years old, I was at my best friend's house, and his father is a doctor, and Ned Glass was one of his patients. And I was 15, and my friend's father says to Ned Glass, John wants to be an actor. And he says, you want to be an actor? He goes, what would you do if you hurt your toe? And I said, I'd say, ouch.

Well, if you see these movies, you know who he is. When I was 15 years old, I was at my best friend's house, and his father is a doctor, and Ned Glass was one of his patients. And I was 15, and my friend's father says to Ned Glass, John wants to be an actor. And he says, you want to be an actor? He goes, what would you do if you hurt your toe? And I said, I'd say, ouch.