Jon Stewart
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Rolo.
That was like the paperclip.
You know the story of the paperclip?
Go ahead.
182 years ago, a man discovered the paperclip.
It was so simple.
And everybody that looked at it said, why didn't I think of that?
Ice was my idea.
Because I don't think, I don't think this is a top guy.
Yeah, we were talking about negotiating nuclear, and then he just went off on paperclips.
Why did I bomb Iran?
Well, do you know the story of 2000 flushes blue?
Well, for centuries, people shit in regular water.
And then one day a guy said, what if it was blue?
And that's why I bombed Iran.
I think that given what has been done to President Trump and his family, it is impossible for either of us to understand what he has been through.
We should all have a little empathy for what has been done to him and his family.
No, I can't be stopped!
That's what we have.
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