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As many of you know, war is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

And class is in session.

I give you the Strait of Hormuz.

Of course, Gen Z will tell you no Hormuz is 100% straight.

But it's a passageway choke point for 20% of the world's oil.

Kind of a lazy river for fossil fuels.

Not to be confused with the strategic Iranian island of Kharg.

Which we also attacked.

We attacked Harg and Hormuz.

Because if we've learned anything from these past 20 years, it's that America will bomb anywhere that has a Scrabble score above 12.

Oh, oh, we'll get to you, Uzbekistan.

And you guys, you're not going to believe what Iran did after we attacked them.