Jon Stewart
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He's gonna lose his president license.
Unless he moves to basic cable.
Jump in, Donnie, the water's warm.
To be fair, the administration isn't just criticizing how the media covers the war.
They're being constructive about it.
Allow me to make a few suggestions.
People look up at the TV and they see banners, they see headlines.
I said, slow down.
I'm writing.
Hold on.
Does Desperate have an eye?
So smart.
You know, we should be doing that.
Like, instead of the Strait of Hormuz is closed, like they put up there, why not just say 99% of world's waterways now open?
And by the way, news organizations, what's with all the depressing footage of things being blown up and people running away in terror?
Surely there's a more uplifting version that honors our greatness.
Iran has claimed responsibility for that hit.
They said they used underwater drones to strike the oil tankers.
Video showed enormous fires following the impact.
Was that so hard?