Jon Stewart

So, obviously, we have to bear down and achieve all these objectives before we could ever just stand up and say, it's over, we won.

In the first hour, it was over.

That was two weeks ago.

So the objectives, if we won and our objectives are met, and that was two weeks ago, why are we still at war?

Motherfucker.

So we're there till we win.

We've won.

We haven't won enough.

I'm sorry.

We've got Don from Palm Beach on the line.

Sir.

You said you said the war will end when we achieve our objectives.

And they're very clear and that we've won, but not won enough.

Sir, if you can, how will we know then when we've won enough?

All due respect to your bones.

But should we really be giving them more responsibilities?

Seems like they've got enough on their plate with the getting you up and down the stairs thing.

Gentlemen, I don't mean to be pessimistic, but I can kind of see why we're having trouble keeping the Strait of Hormuz open.

In fact, there are some naysayers out there.

I want to read you a tweet.