Jon Stewart

For those of you who drop your nana off on a Delta flight in the morning and just let her circle around in the sky all day, it's gonna get a lot more expensive.

And it may surprise you, but those tennis balls old people put on the bottom of their walkers come directly through the Strait of Hormuz.

Just... Yeah.

So, high gas prices have Mago World in a tricky position now, because there's no way to spin it as a good thing to the American people.

Unless... You know what?

Unless... What if we're the problem?

Is that the bar now?

It's not as bad as the worst war in human history, so stop bitchin'.

I mean, you can dismiss any concerns that way.

Oh, you're upset because home ownership is out of reach?

You know who else doesn't have a home?

Saving Private Ryan.

Maybe instead of shaming the American public for complaining about prices, a more thoughtful appeal might help.

This is short term, and I'm asking you to just trust the man, OK?

Trust the system.

Let him cook.

Hold on for like two to three tanks of gas.

It'll be an extra 10 to 12 bucks a tank.

Two or three tanks?

You don't know how many tanks of gas I go through, man.