Jon Stewart
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Can I just jump in here real quick?
This is how we're doing this?
2 a.m., Mar-a-Lago basement, no lighting?
You don't even have one of those influencer halo things?
You go down in the basement and this is what we're wearing?
Blazer, no tie, shirt unbuttoned?
Looking more like the father of the bride settling up with the caterer?
Is that what we're doing?
And not to nitpick, obviously, but baseball hat?
We're going with a baseball hat?
For a war of choice?
Oh, I'm going to go down and make my war announcement.
Don't forget the hat I got you at the airport souvenir store.
It's bigger than your head.
Put it on.
It goes great in the dark.
Jesus, man.
You had all the options.
It's a war of choice.
You could have done this at the White House in a suit in the I killed bin Laden hallway.