Jon Stewart
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It's f***ing madness out there.
TSA lines longer than your actual trip.
Escalating threats in the Middle East.
Planes driving into trucks.
The only thing giving me joy
is looking forward to this season of The Bachelorette.
I mean, they've got a strong Mormon woman.
She seems lovely.
I hope that she finds love.
Hold on a second.
I'm getting a call.
No!
But luckily, in everything that is going wrong in our country, our intrepid leader is utterly unbothered.
The world disintegrates around him.
largely due to his actions.
Yet he still managed to spend the weekend golfing a couple of times and partying at Mar-a-Lago.
I didn't know I was going to be here today.
I am supposed to be prosecuting a war...
You know, I really think that the less fun we're all having, the better he seems to be doing.
Does he run on our misery?