Jon Stewart

I was gonna get a letter, I didn't get the letter, so I guess no deal.

I don't know what happened to the letter.

And by the way, I'm not sure if you heard, there've been some delivery issues in the Strait of Hormuz.

You know, maybe the problem isn't us.

who didn't want this war in the first place.

Maybe the problem is a president who talks out of both sides of his mouth, lies like most of us breathe, and whose pronouncements cannot be trusted because they will inevitably be undercut by the very same person pronouncing them, like this gem from the weekend.

Their Navy is totally gone, 100%.

Their Air Force is totally gone, 100%.

We've taken different forms of leadership out.

We've actually left their military alone.

People would be surprised to hear that.

We would be surprised to hear that.

Do you know why we're surprised to hear that?

Because two minutes earlier in that same interview, you said...

We've defeated their military, essentially defeated their military.

But we've been hip to the holes in your negotiating game for quite some time now.

Remember how you were going to solve Ukraine and Russia on the first day?

What happened with that?

We'll have a deal with Russia.

Russia's set, and President Zelensky will not do it.