Jon Stewart

And it works out well because I take the word dumb, take the B off because most people don't know that, you know, dumb ends with a B, but most people don't know.

And all I do is I switch the E with a U and you have a Democrat.

I really hope we do not ever become numb to this.

But I think even Donald Trump recognizes that his superpowers may be waning.

I don't know that it's going to be as good as Pocahontas or fake news or so many of the others that we've come up with.

How sad is it?

Donald Trump knows he's past his peak.

But hey, man, you got to keep trying.

You got to keep putting out new stuff.

Otherwise, you could end up alone on the toilet trying desperately to forget.

But no matter what happens, all people will remember is that you, my friend, are represented by Jeff Epstein.

Everybody dance now!

My God, Olivia Munn, what are you doing here?

Jonathan, tonight is about you.

I am here to honor you on one of your biggest final special send-off shows.

What?

Yeah.

This isn't our final show.

This is a normal Monday show.

See?