Jon Stewart

I'm so busy with the Iranians calling, trying to make a good deal.

They want very much to make a deal.

They're begging to make a deal because they're begging to make a deal.

I mean, Iran is dying to make a deal.

Ah, and who set the acceptable terms of this deal that they are dying to make?

It's got to be perfect.

One of the things that will happen is the street will open immediately.

We want to see no nuclear bomb, no nuclear weapon, not even close to it.

When are they going to?

When are they going to cry uncle?

I think even the crafty Iranians understand you don't cry uncle in hockey.

And by the way, no nuclear unconditional surrender opened the strait.

Even that wasn't enough to satisfy Trump.

But Iran didn't cry uncle.

They weren't begging to make the deal.

And here comes the Donald Trump special, the excuses.

We don't know who their leader is.

They play games.

They make a deal and the next day, like we waited five days for a letter that should have been there one hour.

I said, where's the letter?