Jonah Hill

I went to Boulder for one semester and got kicked out.

My mom calls it her $40,000 sweatshirt.

And she's really funny.

My parents are really funny people and awesome people.

But they...

So then I went to New School in New York City, and I started just performing in, like, in theater school, but then performing at bars and doing, like, kind of stand-up.

So you were doing stand-up.

Yeah, like, stand-up and then, like, short plays.

And, like, they would let me perform at this bar called Black and White, which was an awesome bar.

It was so fun.

It was, like, the most fun time.

And then I started getting, like, a crowd of people, and I was already, like...

It's on, dude.

No, and then I got my first job in a movie called I Heart Huckabees, which was like my first job.

And Jake's dad, Dustin, was like, you should be a comedic actor.

It wasn't like a performance thing or anything.

I was just friends with his son, and he...

would see me do stuff and was like, and I make prank call CDs.

I make prank call CDs.

I was like a ham.