Jonah Hill

Because like, even when he's like three and crazy, because one of the ones, a little baby, you can only yell at him, scream yourself, horse at him so much.

But how's your swaddle game?

That was a joke.

No, he's out of, yeah, no, I'm not a good swaddler.

I'm a good diaper ching.

Nope.

For real.

Making your kid, like, seeing your kid come up with something that he thinks is funny to make you laugh.

Like, knowing that that's, like, he wants, he thinks of something that is funny in his three-year-old mind and then tries to...

be like, dada, and then says, which is usually, oh, fuck, or wiener, because he's my son, and he'll be like, dada, oh, fuck.

And I'm like, family business, baby.

Get out there.

I mean, you don't have to teach them shit.

They just watch you.

They just watch you.

You're going to be brilliant.

I would be having a nervous breakdown if my kids were going to college because I think about, I start crying sometimes.

I'm like a little baby myself because I'll look at them and be like, if you're a teenager and don't want to hang out with me, I'll cry every night.

You know, like I can't imagine them crying.

Well, here's something that somebody said.