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Unless it's to mark a trail, you don't do it.

Oh, to mark a trail.

They say, I have no remorse toppling those stupid stacks, but I am low-key afraid to be spotted and clubbed down by some violent Zen Buddhist.

Like on top of a mountain?

Dude, they're rock Karens is what they're called.

Take them down.

There's a reason why they're called a Karen, okay?

We promise not to club you down after you confess your secrets here on the mass speaker.

It just goes against our violent Zen Buddhist ways.

And we've got a guy on the phone right now who's chosen Travis as his fake name.

So, Travis, welcome to our nonviolent temple of honesty.

How you doing?

What's up, man?

Are you feeling balanced?

not so much no no well maybe you'll feel better after you get whatever's off your chest because the voice changer is on you are the mass speaker whenever you're ready let's hear your confession all right so i switched gyms about a year ago i joined a more upscale one and it cost more money but honestly i feel like it's really nice

quieter it's worth the money okay and maybe on the second or third day that i was there i was on the treadmill and i noticed um i i sorry it's okay collect yourself i feel weird telling this but i noticed this guy working out lifting weights in front of me in the mirror okay and

To be clear, I am straight.

It doesn't matter, man.

You can appreciate a beautiful physique on any gender.

My husband is obsessed with men's calves.