Jonas Brothers

Don't look.

Anything you tell me not to do is what I'm going to do.

What is that?

Because researchers have just discovered that for all people, everywhere on earth, our bodies have a natural tendency to walk in a counterclockwise direction.

Wait, why are we walking in circles, Jeff?

After years of study, reviewing hundreds of hours of video footage, scientists notice people in crowds always drift to the left when walking.

And not just the drunk ones either.

All of them.

They have tested this again and again with individuals, with groups, even in different cultures around the world.

It does not matter.

Both men and women have a strong left turn bias.

Dude.

I hate when we do these things because this is going to be something that I think about now every time I walk anywhere.

Good, you should.

And I won't get it out of my head.

And it's not explained by if you're right-handed or right-footed or alt-right.

Everybody naturally drifts to the left.

And the only group that leans even harder left are children.

What?

Meaning we've had it from birth.