Jonathan Joseph-Williams

Miles comes all the way over to my table at the Brits and goes, mate, I couldn't go on without giving you a hug before his performance.

And then I met his mum.

It's actually, what's even worse is actually what I did.

the previous Brits, was actually quite Martha from Baby Reindeer-esque.

I basically DM'd Mars and was like, mate, where are you, big guy?

And Mars was like, I'm already at this after party.

And I was like, I was like, oh, mate, I'll come and join you.

And then I literally...

with about five different messages back to back to back whereabouts is the after party don't worry i'm next to the sony table i'll come and find you i was like i'll get the address from them i literally looked at the next morning when i sent him so many back to back to back and i felt so embarrassed well i mean to be fair i can see it because there's a lot of similarities between the two of you um complexion first and foremost i think the obvious call it what it is yeah

But apparently.

Well, I've lost the lips, you see.

Yeah, so you've lost the lips, basically.

You've got to gain the lips again.

You've got to have the muscles in the lips, basically.

Shut the fuck up.

What?

So Miles has just brought in a cake for us and it's got on the front of it a photograph which he's baked into the cake of our WhatsApp.

Mate, that is... He's basically got... I don't know how he's done it, then.

He's got a photo of our DMs together.

You should read it.