Jonathan Sasso

No, it's politics. You said it right.

Ich warte auf meine Spiele-Musik, Mike Ryan! Oh, das ist nicht die Spiele-Show, die wir heute spielen. Willkommen, alle, zu einem anderen Episode von jeder Lieblingsspiele-Show. Jamel, würdest du an diesem Hits sterben? Everybody, I'm Jonathan Saslow, your host. Everybody knows I am a game show host. Dan Lebitard, would you like to explain the rules of would you die on this hill?

I am the game show host. I will present questions and Jamel will tell us if she would die on this hill. On this hill! Here we go. Jamel, first question. Michael Jordan is better than LeBron. Would you die on this hill?

Alright, that got violent. That's not the type of game show. It's unnecessary. I don't have to say the manner of death in which I would die. Bonus points if you do though. Let's have a good time here. It is a family show. Next up for Jamal. Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza. Would you die on this hill?

Alright, still a little too violent for this game show host taste. Really?

Jamel, the NBA Draft Lottery is not rigged.

Yes, they'd all be in prison, too. Thank you. I was like, no, people, it's not. Does this game show host look like he would do well in prison? Nein, jeder kennt das. Ein Wendmachin für Sex. Halt die Hände, lasst uns loslegen. Nächstes Mal, Jamal. Major League Baseball. Hat Pete Rose dreckig gemacht? Na man, they didn't do him dirty.

Of course, there is still time left in today's episode of Would You Die On Me? Jamel, Florida does not deserve a hockey team like the Panthers.

Except garbage-throwing Knicks fans, but the majority of sports fans... It is now time for the next question on Would You Die On This Hill? Jamel, only monsters order a steak medium well.

Please wait for us to finish asking the question. You may now answer.

It is now time for the bonus round of Would You Die On This Hill? Everybody knows in the bonus round we open it up for questions from the audience.

Das ist, was passiert, wenn du einen rogen Teil des Publikums... Was war die Frage? Ich dachte, was ist mit meinem Dino mit Diddy? Genau.

That'll do it for today's edition of everyone's favorite game show. Would you die on this hill? I've been your host, Jonathan Sasso. Thank you, Jamal. Good talking to you. Always nice to see you.

Okay, hold on a second. The league, media, certainly wants New York. But you're telling me, we're watching videos of Knicks fans throw trash at other fans outside. They're throwing trash at Brian Windhorst walking out the arena. And the majority of people, you think, are rooting for New York?

Nein, ich meine, schau, ich war, ich bin sehr alt im Allgemeinen und ich habe das Video nicht gefallen. Es hat mich wirklich überrascht. Ich meine, Okay, you put the fake microphone. I don't care who you want. Okay, and everybody has a good laugh. But they're throwing trash at him as he's walking away. That's garbage. I don't like that. It is garbage.

I don't like it.

Cuervo.

Imagine coming home stinking of dumpster juice and your wife says, what's going on? It's worth it. I'm flown out to the game.

I don't like it.

It really bothers me.

I'm sorry, I gotta keep pushing. I think if you were to poll everyone, the Knicks would be third, maybe fourth as far as the teams that America wants to win. You think OKC and Minnesota are above?

It's time for your friendly neighborhood race lady.