Jonathan Zaslow

Or don't drink it at all.

Damn, that's cold.

I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there.

That hasn't happened to you guys?

The World Baseball Classic last night ended in controversy.

The United States advances.

They beat a Dominican Republic team that hadn't trailed in the tournament, was clubbing everybody, and is one of the best lineups ever assembled.

The last pitch was not a strike.

If they were still using replay, they would have overturned that as a strike.

And after the game...

Soto's just saying, well, everyone knows we're the better team after they have lost.

And there were a few things from that game that I want to cover with you guys.

First of all.

I was listening on the ride home from our Oscar and Selection Sunday watch party on the radio.

And it was the television broadcast on the radio.

And I hear Aaron Judge hit a ball making the sound that Aaron Judge's bat is made.

I hear I'm not watching.

I hear the crowd.

Make the noise that suggests to me that everyone thinks it's a home run.

And the announcer does this, which was perfect.