Jonathan Zaslow

The shark in Jaws was cartoonishly large.

Like, in the wild, you rarely, if ever, see a shark big enough to swallow a boat.

Let me tell you something about sharks.

Okay.

The average shark is like a nurse shark.

It's like five, six feet.

If you run into a shark in the wild and you give it a punch in the nose, the shark will turn tail and run.

A punch in the nose.

You have to be—and McGill will back me up on this.

Now, if a porpoise moves like a torpedo through the ocean—

I would rather confront a shark than be hit head-on by a bulleting porpoise.

We're going to put Zazz in a Waymo to a strip club and my dad in the ocean.

Okay, the porpoise, in my scenario, is bulleting toward me like a torpedo.

Whereas the shark, which doesn't move as quickly as a porpoise, if that comes to you... They're the dinosaurs.

of the sea.

For the audio audience, he's holding out a boxing motion.

I'm saying it's a five or six foot shark.

Juju brings up a good point because everybody knows that the punch underwater is not as quick.

It's like...

Yeah, yes.