Jonty Claypole

It's wonderful.

It's beyond spectacular.

It is.

What a great way to... The wombat gets the last word.

And what a wonderful episode.

We've been everywhere, Sophie, in this episode.

And I think that brings us to, you know, the overrated, underrated of Goblin Market.

And it is an underrated masterpiece, isn't it?

It is such an endlessly...

And Christina Rossetti is such a wonderfully contradictory personality and figure, isn't she?

You've been listening to The Secret Life of Berks.

My nichter, Sophie, was most forsooth and troublesome.

Our cat, Emily, got stuck on the neighbour's roof until the guards came and brought her down again, but she fell.

OK, we will we will back up and explain.

We are doing the accent for anyone listening who's wondering what it is, is, of course, Chaucer voice, because we are finally doing Chaucer and we get to flex our Chaucer muscles, don't we?

I look very much like the picture of Chaucer that anyone can find.

Unfortunately, I don't have a medieval hood at hand, so I'm afraid I am wearing on my head a very clean, I want to emphasise the word clean before I say anything else, a very clean pair of pants, underwear for Australian parlours.

Yeah, they look great.

What is your nun's habit made from?

Oh, wow.