Jordan Harbinger
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I had toilet paper.
And I'm like, but what happens if you just go somewhere and you have to go to the bathroom?
There's no toilet paper in there.
She's like, no, no, no.
I carried toilet paper with me everywhere for the entire year.
Because otherwise, what if you're like out hanging and you're like, oh, I kind of have to go to the bathroom.
And you go to the bathroom.
Even number one, right?
If you're a gal, you need to wipe.
And it's just like, there's no paper in there.
And why wouldn't that catch on?
Yeah.
Again, I don't want a bunch of hate mail, but it's like, there was a time before toilet paper.
Yeah, but it's been around for like a hundred years.
Maybe we want to reform our cult.
Nah, we'll just keep wiping our butts with our hands.
Sorry.
I don't mean to be all ethnocentric or whatever, but bruh.
Exactly.
Yes.