Jordan Harbinger

I've never, by the way, actually heard a man say that.

And if I did, I would absolutely be like, hold up, what?

Probably call the police.

I don't

know but i've never looked the other way while a guy i knew was harming a woman no yeah again me either except for this one time i did hear jordan chewing really loudly around oh yeah well that was pretty harmful but uh no nothing like this no

I can think of counterexamples, and of course, like, oh, of course you could think of examples where you did the right thing, and these probably stick out for other reasons, but speaking of coked-up lawyers, me and my law firm buddies went to Vegas for a bachelor party for one of my boys, and now that we can actually afford it and be responsible, we rented a cabana at a pool party, and it was awesome.

You know, I've never really been able to do that when I was younger, obviously.

I had to mooch off other people, and I remember my thing since I worked security as essentially a kid at 17, 18,

I always take care of the cops because there's always cops in the venue and you find out who the cops are because if you need anything or anything happens, they're on your side or you know where they are.

So I would go out and I'd see the cops and I'd bring them water.

We had unlimited water and Red Bull and stuff.

So I'd bring these guys like Red Bulls, water, stuff that they can drink on the job and I would talk to them and just...

essentially get to know them and let them use the bathroom that was in our cabana because we had that dope one that had a bathroom in it and I remember seeing this Asian girl who had a tiara on and like a sash that said something like just married or getting married or bride or bachelorette whatever it said I can't remember and she was just getting drunker and drunker and drunker and her friends were just wiling out and they were really fun to watch because they were so hammered and they were having a ton of fun and then I remember seeing her alone

And I thought like, that's weird.

Her friends just left her and she was stumbling at this point.

And I was like, oh, that's not good.

This is ugly.

I hope she's leaving soon.

And there was the guys in the cabana next to us and they had their curtain open.

And I remember going out and talking to the cops and I saw one of the guys be like, hey, come here.