Jordan Harbinger

I know we're giving him a bit of a hard time.

Maybe he kind of deserves it.

But to be fair, if you're in an unhappy marriage and you meet someone awesome and you really connect, but you misread all the signals because you're a guy who's been married for 20 years and you work with this person and then you put your foot in your mouth, that is tough.

And I'm just certain that it's really embarrassing.

So I feel for the guy in that respect.

He doesn't seem like he's a weirdo or a creep.

He's just totally not reading the room and just keeps making it worse.

But I do think that we dudes, especially at work, like we were just saying, it behooves us to be very thoughtful with ye olde feelings.

Behooves.

Behooves, no less.

Oh, you're going to give me crap for behooves, Mr. $5 word when a 50 cent word will do?

No, I love it.

I just wasn't expecting you to say behooves in the middle.

Oh, I love a good behooves.

I know.

Behoove slaps.

Let's be real.

It does.

The verbal equivalent of me putting on a top hat and doing a little jig, little Mr. Peanut jig.

Whenever I hear the word behooves, I always picture the person vacuuming.