Jordan Harbinger

Yeah, that's tough and sad to think about, but come on.

But I very selfishly don't want my cat's temperaments to change or for them to get attacked, and I don't want to live in fear that this guy's going to attack me from behind a corner if I need to pee in the middle of the night.

What would you do in this situation?

Should we set an ultimatum that we won't move in until he's out of there?

Dark Jordan, my ears are open.

Signed, trying to streamline our approach to making sure we're going to be fine and wondering if we need to draw a clean line when it comes to this demonic feline.

Oh boy.

Well, first of all, congrats on mostly hitting the mother-in-law jackpot or, you know, she sounds great in every way except how she manages her demon cat.

No one's perfect.

I mean, no one's perfect.

Yeah.

Always a flaw.

It's also hard to know how to deal with entities posing as animals.

Yeah, I'm sure you guys moving in with her will really lift her spirits.

Y'all are lucky to have one another, all except the satanic cat, of course.

So this is a little tricky.

It's not your cat.

It's not your home.

It's really hard to tell your mother-in-law slash landlord, you have to get rid of the cat or we won't move in.

It's an option, but it's just hard.