Jordan Harbinger

Because maybe there's not a sport on in, I don't know, Europe at four o'clock in the morning when some dude is awake and there's nothing going on in America.

So he's got to tune into something.

And the answer is two drunk Russian guys in a windowless room pretending to play soccer and just like kicking a ball around and calling it two on two soccer.

And they even pretend to be like Barcelona and I don't know, Real Madrid.

But it's just the same two drunk Russian dad bods kicking the ball around, switching jerseys every hour.

And they're doing it for like six to eight hours a day.

Right.

They're just miserable.

They're basically slaves playing a sport, a fake sport.

It's a funny visual.

Yeah, but this is for gambling because I was like, who's watching this dumb crap?

And he's like gambling addicts who just need to bet on something.

They'll bet that like in the next minute that table soccer guy player one is going to score a goal and then they win 10 bucks and then they lose 20.

It's just absolutely nuts.

So there's hundreds of channels of this, by the way.

There's an unlimited amount of fake sports.

Anyway, I see the whole gambling, I'm up, I'm not gonna cash out, I'm just gonna do more.

I see this in crypto all the time.

Guys will get 10x return on something, but then they'll hold it without taking any profit.

This is funny, this is all just coming together for me.