Jordan Harbinger

What if they're playing Pac-Man at night while I'm asleep thinking that they're also in bed?

Yeah.

No more fatalities.

Now it's just a finisher and the guy falls down and you're like, this is so unsatisfying.

Dude, it would have been 20 to 1 if you could get your parents to buy a new system.

But people were like, I'm not spending $300 or whatever, $100 on a new system for one game.

So, yeah, it would have been 50 to 1, man, if people didn't already commit.

People are going to start getting violent.

Kids are going to start ripping each other's spines out and throwing spears at each other.

Right.

I've played a lot of Grand Theft Auto, man.

I have yet to carjack anybody and throw them out of a moving vehicle.

Yet.

No, it's not that I don't want to.

Again, these pesky laws are getting in the way of all my fun.

That's right.

Assassin's Creed.

Again, I keep trying.

I'm just too busy these days, especially with kids to raise and a business to run.

But yeah, my whole generation would be Mad Max if video games made people violent.