Jordan Harbinger
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It's just somehow easier to ask our friend here to house them because he was the only responsible person in the entire family and bought a house and actually pays his freaking bills.
Amazing.
Wow.
Congratulations, man.
I assume, like that couple from last week, you guys conceived while your mom ate a Hot Pocket and watched Love Island three meters away from you.
Yep.
That was some walk-in closet sex.
No.
About 30 of the square feet was that walk-in closet, maybe.
I don't know.
That was some bathroom sex.
I have a feeling.
Babies are so financially irresponsible.
When are they going to get their shit together?
Famously entitled.
Yeah, literal parasites.
Oh boy, ye olde plot thickeneth.
Oh man, very tough situation, very tricky.
I really feel for you here.
So first of all, congratulations on buying your own home, on building your own life, and now on the baby.