Jordan Harbinger

So I'm like, screw it.

I parked close.

I'll go to my car.

Okay.

I'm already laughing at myself for this.

No, I'm not on the street, but I'm in an open-air parking lot at Kaiser Permanente, okay?

Exactly.

So I'm like in the car and I'm like, okay, nobody can see in to the windows of my car because the windows are really, really tinted.

So I'm like in their most awkward, uncomfortable position ever to try and get a sample.

Okay.

And I'm like working really hard and I'm like, screw it.

I got to close my eyes and do this because I can't just like be looking at like a parking lot sign that says like,

like lot e row seven or something by the way illegal in california both tinting your windows and rubbing now who's lawyering everybody so i'm like my eyes are closed right because i'm trying to focus really really hard sure and i open my eyes because i hear a noise and there's a woman getting into the car next to me and that's when i realized no no

That I'm in my dad's car, not my car.

The windows are not tinted at all.

I just forgot.

I drove in my dad's car, and I was looking out.

It's cloudy days, so there was nothing.

Oh, my God.

Did you at least put a sweatshirt over your lap?