Jordan Klepper
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Kentucky.
How can I put this respectfully?
You are not giving intelligence.
Of course, the biggest story of the night was Zoran Mamdani, who is... Well?
Well?
Zoran Mamdani, who is democratically elected as Sultan of the People's Republic of Al-New-Yorkistan.
Mamdani won by assembly in a coalition of young people, working-class families, pagan graphic designers, non-binary baristas, and, of course, Bushwick couples looking to make him their third.
Meanwhile, his opponent, Andrew Cuomo, had his votes eaten into by Republican candidate Curtis Sliwa.
It was an unfortunate divide, but Cuomo's voters took it graciously.
Hey, Curtis, you're a f***ing scumbag, like I said all along, all of these months.
For the 30 f***ing coins is over.
Go f*** yourself.
Whoa.
Whoa.
I like hearing Bible stories told that way.
Maybe I should go to church in Staten Island.
Jesus curing the lepers.
Meanwhile, Mary Magdalene is over here with the big slapping around.
Forget about it.
Corinthians 416.